Jokes

Joke	Category	Creator	Rating
Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole?	Funny Holiday	by lsanchez	(5 votes)
Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?	Funny Holiday	by hsheppard	(4 votes)
Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?	Funny Holiday	by jgraves	(4 votes)
Who delivers Christmas presents to good little sharks when they’re sleeping?	Funny Christmas Holiday	by gellis	(7 votes)
Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?	Funny Christmas Holiday	by kherrera	(4 votes)
Where do snowmen go to dance?	Funny Holiday	by jgraves	(3 votes)
Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?	Funny Holiday	by knewman	(6 votes)
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?	Funny Holiday Kids	by lortiz	(6 votes)
What song do they sing at the Christmas pie-eating contest?	Funny Holiday	by bgibson	(7 votes)
What’s A Snowman’s Favorite Breakfast?	Funny Holiday	by rbarber	(6 votes)