Jokes

Joke	Category	Creator	Rating
I have a head but no body, a heart but no blood. Just leaves and no branches, I grow without wood. What am I?	Brain Teaser	by zburnett	(7 votes)
What did the toad say when he parked illegally?	Funny Animal	by zburnett	(9 votes)
Need an ark?	Funny Corny	by zburnett	(5 votes)
What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?	Funny Dog	by zburnett	(5 votes)
What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?	Funny Bar Dog	by zburnett	(4 votes)
What do dogs study for their PhDs?	Funny Bar Dog	by zburnett	(2 votes)
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?	Funny Thanksgiving	by zburnett	(8 votes)
What do you use a turkey for?	Funny	by zburnett	(4 votes)
Why did the rooster cross the road?	Funny Animal	by zburnett	(9 votes)
What would you call a funny element?	Funny Science	by zburnett	(7 votes)