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What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation?
Funny
Animal
Cat
by
zburnett
(6 votes)
What did the toad say when he parked illegally?
Funny
Animal
by
zburnett
(9 votes)
Need an ark?
Funny
Corny
by
zburnett
(5 votes)
What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Funny
Dog
by
zburnett
(5 votes)
What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?
Funny
Bar
Dog
by
zburnett
(4 votes)
What do dogs study for their PhDs?
Funny
Bar
Dog
by
zburnett
(2 votes)
I have a head but no body, a heart but no blood. Just leaves and no branches, I grow without wood. What am I?
Brain Teaser
by
zburnett
(7 votes)
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Funny
Thanksgiving
by
zburnett
(8 votes)
What do you use a turkey for?
Funny
by
zburnett
(4 votes)
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
Play on Words
Weather
by
zburnett
(5 votes)
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