Jokes

Joke Category Creator Rating
What do you call it when a chickpea is murdered? Funny
Food
by ndunn
(0 votes)
Why did the tomato blush when he opened the refrigerator door? Funny
Food
by justin
(1 vote)
What do you call a running turkey? Funny
Food
by jdavidson
(6 votes)
What do you do when life gives you melons? Funny
Food
by tmcbride
(9 votes)
What type of people eat snails? Funny
Food
by elucero
(9 votes)
How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog? Funny
Dog Food
by gellis
(5 votes)
What do you get from a pampered cow? Funny
Food
by gellis
(4 votes)
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Funny
Food
by chensley
(5 votes)
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? Funny
Food
by jnorton
(10 votes)
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Funny
Food
by jgould
(3 votes)