Jokes

Joke	Category	Creator	Rating
What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?	Funny Christmas School	by nhamilton	(6 votes)
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?	Funny Christmas	by ewoods	(3 votes)
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?	Funny Christmas	by mabbott	(7 votes)
How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?	Funny Christmas	by blarson	(12 votes)
What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?	Funny Christmas	by btodd	(2 votes)
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?	Funny Bar Christmas	by nbeasley	(6 votes)
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?	Funny Christmas	by esparks	(6 votes)
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?	Funny Christmas	by jgould	(4 votes)
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?	Funny Christmas	by bwebb	(5 votes)
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?	Funny Christmas	by agordon	(10 votes)