Jokes

Joke	Category	Creator	Rating
What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?	Funny Dog	by zburnett	(5 votes)
Need an ark?	Funny Corny	by zburnett	(5 votes)
What did the toad say when he parked illegally?	Funny Animal	by zburnett	(9 votes)
I have a head but no body, a heart but no blood. Just leaves and no branches, I grow without wood. What am I?	Brain Teaser	by zburnett	(7 votes)
What did the left eye say to the right eye?	Funny Corny	by zreilly	(5 votes)
What did the gym coach say to the cat?	Funny Cat	by zreilly	(1 vote)
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?	Funny Music	by zreilly	(8 votes)
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?	Funny Dog	by zreilly	(2 votes)
What do you call a baby monkey that looks like his dad?	Funny Corny	by zreilly	(3 votes)
What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?	Funny Valentines	by zreilly	(3 votes)